WOODLAND, Calif. — A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew (the judge) three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years. She took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, "and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra," according to a police report.
First off, i have to give this guy credit for sticking to his guns. he easily just could have just rolled over and plead guilty. but no, instead he's coming to trial with a significant scientific argument, and medical journals to back it up. well done. Also, whats the statute of limitations on groping? i mean it cant be more than, like, 3 gropes right? after that you get the feeling this woman just liked the attention. And what made her think wearing a tighter shirt would fix the problem? who is this woman kidding? in the immortal words of Dave Chappelle - she may not have been a whore, but she sure was wearing a whore's uniform. I checked to Book of Ass under the subject "Dental Groping" and this is what it said: "Grope me once, shame on you. Grope me twice shame on me. grope me three times and its time to start filling cavities . . . if you know what i mean"
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