Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Posh Cementing Lead for President of Alien Welcoming Committee



Well thank God somebody finally decided to step up and take some initiative. I think we can all agree the Aliens are coming, and until now the only thing we had to welcome them with was Bud Light and Hot Pockets. Posh has clearly decided to take things into her own hands. Now when the Aliens arrive they will be met, not with beer and meat pastries, but bleached hair, giant fake tits and an overwhelming sense of self-importance. and lets be honest, isn't that what America is all about?

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