Saved By The Bell was a great show

I gotta be honest here, I only read the article because I thought Screech went off the deep end and killed Zack. "Preppy Killer"? Zack Morris was THE man and Kelly was a fine piece of tail, and he had that locked up from day one. Screech was a dork. Screech didn't have anybody...he had a robot...a fucking robot....Do you have any idea what it's like getting a handjob from a robot??? Sure, he loved Lisa, but she was way out of his league. He hid the pain for as long as he could, but after enduring years of ridicule he'd had enough. A lifetime of supressed jealousy and anger leads him to whack Zack...and porn kills his career...whatever career he had

Screech also stole Zack's phone and gave it to this old dude...