Apparently Barry Bonds' mistress Kimberly Bell did an interview with the New York Daily News to promote her recent appearance in Playboy in which she discusses Barry's ego and his . . .wait for it. . . steroid use!
"His body had grown thicker, his back was pocked with acne, his hair had fallen out and his testicles had shriveled when Bonds asked his former mistress if she thought anyone would suspect he was on the juice. "Do I look bloated?" Bonds wanted to know. "Does it look funny? Do you think this is obvious?" ...
Their sex life really slumped when Bonds started taking steroids... Bell told Playboy that Bonds suffered from sexual dysfunction, one side effect of steroid use. He tried Viagra several times but didn't like it because it affected his vision and stuffed up his nose...
He became a different person, controlling, threatening and finally violent. "It went from 'I want to know where you are at' to 'I'm gonna f------ kill you. I'm gonna cut your head off and leave you in a ditch.'"
So let me get this straight - He didn't like viagra because it stuffed up his nose, but he was okay with steroids, which shrunk his balls, made him impotent and gave him a head the size of Mr. Met? I haven't heard logic that bad since The Ninja tried to sneak into a McDonald's Playplace by claiming he was "young at heart".
"His body had grown thicker, his back was pocked with acne, his hair had fallen out and his testicles had shriveled when Bonds asked his former mistress if she thought anyone would suspect he was on the juice. "Do I look bloated?" Bonds wanted to know. "Does it look funny? Do you think this is obvious?" ...
Their sex life really slumped when Bonds started taking steroids... Bell told Playboy that Bonds suffered from sexual dysfunction, one side effect of steroid use. He tried Viagra several times but didn't like it because it affected his vision and stuffed up his nose...
He became a different person, controlling, threatening and finally violent. "It went from 'I want to know where you are at' to 'I'm gonna f------ kill you. I'm gonna cut your head off and leave you in a ditch.'"
So let me get this straight - He didn't like viagra because it stuffed up his nose, but he was okay with steroids, which shrunk his balls, made him impotent and gave him a head the size of Mr. Met? I haven't heard logic that bad since The Ninja tried to sneak into a McDonald's Playplace by claiming he was "young at heart".
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