Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News . . . Philadelphians' self-esteem has been undermined by national surveys showing they are among the fattest people in the United States. The American Obesity Association ranked the city in the top 10 for overweight people every year between 2000 and 2005.Ouch. as if its not bad enough we have a city full of shitty sports teams, but now we're fat, ugly and unstylish too? Philadelphia is now officially the Michael Moore of American cities. The good news is, apparently our self-esteem is so undermined as a city, i should be able to crush it at the bar tonight . . . with these aqua velva-blue eyes and a body chiseled out of marble, those fat chicks won't know what hit 'em.
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