Associated Press - Microsoft Corp. quickly shut down Santa Claus’ Web privileges after it found out the automated elf it created for kids to instant message with was talking naughty, not nice. Last year, Microsoft encouraged kids to connect directly to “Santa” by adding northpolelive.com to their Windows Live Messenger contact lists. The Santa program, which Microsoft reactivated in early December, asked children what they wanted for Christmas and could respond on topic, thanks to artificial intelligence.Apparently someone was instant messaging with "Santa" and repeatedly invited him over to eat pizza. St. Nick's response..."You want me to eat what?!? It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else.” I don't really know where to go with this one. Pizza? You're telling me that in an effort to win some one on one time with Santa you go to Pizza as your outpitch? Poor effort. Milk and cookies...milk and cookies...
On a separate note, what will we tell the kids when they see Santa getting grilled by Chris Hanson on To Catch A Predator: Northpole? They have the chatlogs, Santa.....What were you gonna do?
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