Friday, November 30, 2007

Abs of Ale



It's about time that we get some chick action up in here. Cause the other three guys sure as hell can't get it on their own. So hey, I'm Sass. I bite.

While browsing the net for some man-tastic gifts for the holidays, I came across this little gem. What could be better that your very own neoprene beer gut? Holds more than a 6 pack fellas. This isn't some pansy 40 oz you hide in a brown paper bag. This is the real deal, loud and proud. So strap one on men and strut your gut. Conveniently removable for post-game action with all the ladies who will be fawning all over you.

I'd get one for myself but I fear the repercussions of looking preggers whilst chugging copious amounts of beer. I suppose I could just turn in around and go the J-Lo big ass route...on that note, I'm placing my order right now. Get your own here:




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