REUTERS - An Oregon high school English teacher will not be allowed to carry her gun to school, a state circuit court ruled on Friday in a decision closely watched by both sides of the gun debate.
Damn! This chick's go a set on her.....of BALLS! I can't believe she actually sued for the right to come to class strapped. Actually...the more i think about it...maybe she's on to something here? Little Timmy walks into English class ill-prepared for the test. He decides to sit next to the quiet, unassuming asian girl wearing glasses...just a few peaks at her paper and he's a lock for at least a B+. The teacher passes out the tests, and before the students can finish signing their names she announces, "Eyes on your own papers, students!", as she lays her Glock semi-automatic pistol down on her desk. Needless to say...Timmy fails with flying colors and never again forgets to study for a test for the rest of his life.
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