Man Chugs Bottle of Vodka in Airport Security Line

BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt. New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo. Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

Damn, i gotta give this guy some serious credit. Way to stick it to the man. I'm willing to bet his medical bills were way more expensive than any fee he would have had to pay to check his bags, but that didn't bother this guy. He said "fuck you" to security and chugged it right in their faces. he later collapsed, vomited on himself and probably shit his pants, but hey, totally worth it.

p.s. hasn't this guy ever heard of duty free?

p.p.s If you aint chugginnnnnn' youre jerkinnnnnn' (for my Duke boys)

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